Week 33: Birdemic: Shock and Terror

Dear Avid Reader,

Birdemic kicks off a series on movies that are bad, but somehow are good. Only two movies are so bad they're GREAT: Troll 2 and The Room. I hope you have the oppurtunity to watch them.


I Hear A Mountain Lion

A room, in a public place. A bench. Two men.

Petronius: Hear's what I'm saying. I'm saying that you can't possibly understand the entire issue.

Cosmas: I've done my research. Iget it.

P: No you haven't. Why would you lie?

C: I'm not lying. I know each side of the issue.

P: So you are an expert on 1?

C: I'd say so.

P: But you're not hearing me.

C: I think I am. It's just wrong.

Oh, Lovers On The Moon

 P: Look, you feel 1, but what about 45?

C: Never. Totally beyond the pale.

P: But 45. 17. 479.

C: 1.

P: 42, 43, 44, 45. 45, 75, 45.

C: 1. 1, 1 1, 1. Until I'm dead.

P: You can't seriously disregard 88. 723, 67.

C: No no no no no no no. 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.

P: 45. 88, 94. But what about 17.

C: 1 1 1 1 1.

P: 16. 8. 5.

C: 1.

We Must Act More Like Astronauts, Spacemen Taking Care Of Spaceship Earth

P: *sigh* You probably even can't agree 3. Or 1.25.

C: 1.25? Yes. 1.25. I see that.

P: 1.25? We agree 1.25. Awesome. 1.5. 1.75.

C: 1.25. O.K. 1.75.

P: 1.75

C: 2.

P: Let's quit while we're ahead.

Until Next I Blog,

James